Homer in Cyberspace: Part-time Lover

September 9, 2008

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“Part-time Lover”

“Part-time Lover” from HOMER IN CYBERSPACE

Music: Roger Bourland
Lyrics: Mel Shapiro

Part-time Lover

Woman 1 and chorus
(Sing)
A married man wants a part time lover
Who he can call any time or other
Come over
Relax
Before you send him home
Iron his slacks.

Doin things his wife won’t do
Used to do
Too tired to do

Listenin’ to his stories
Dull as they are
Callin’ him a hero
Handin him drink and cigar

Doin things no one else will do
Shouldn’t do
Wouldn’t think to do

A married man wants a part time lover
Who he call any time or other
Relax
Love him to death
No strings attached.

Doin things I want to do
Shouldn’t do
Can’t resist not to do.

Listen to his stories
Dull as they are
Massaging his body
Nothing’s too bizarre

Come on over boys.
That’s right. Keep coming

Women’s voices chanting, maybe on top of the above song:

Hey laddie, hey laddie ho
The salt of the earth is in from the sea
Hey laddie, hey laddie ho
Stretch out that oar and give, give, give some loving to me

(Some of the men jump over hoard and dance with the women).

O-Man
And port side you could hear—

Men singing:
(Sing)
A married man wants a part time lover
Who he can call any time or other
Come over
Relax
Before you send him home
To what he lacks.

Doin things his wife won’t do
Used to do
Too tired to do

Listenin’ to his stories
Dear as they are
Callin’ him a hero
Make him feel a star

Doin things no one else will do
Shouldn’t do
Wouldn’t think to do

A married man wants a part time lover
His own little secret sort of a brother
Come over
Relax
Love him to death
No strings attached.

Doin things I want to do
Shouldn’t do
Wouldn’t be me not to do.

Listen to his stories
Dear as they are
Massaging his body
Nothing’s too bizarre

(The rest of the men are dancing with each other).

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