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One Response to “The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain: Smells Like Teen Spirit”

1. Fairyboy69 Says:
   

   November 14th, 2006 at 12:49 pm

   I’d never have believed it if I hadn’t heard it, but that’s not nearly as bad as I feared…

   Recently I came across the Pansy Division version, Smells Like Queer Spirit (yeah, it’s been around for a while, but it’s not really my type of music so these things tend to filter through more slowly). The only problem is how to get that “Hello, hello, hello homo” out of my mind…

   Against all odds, we appear
   Grew up brainwashed,
   But turned out queer
   Bunsplitters, regmunchers too
   We screw just how we want to screw

   Hello, hello, hello, homo (x4)

   With the lights out, it’s advantageous
   Here we are now, so fellate us
   Roll it on now, lubricate us
   Get us off now, ejaculate us
   Play Fugazi, play Repeater
   River Phoenix wearing speedos
   Yeah, Queer!

   Irreverent and in your face
   Attacking preachers spewing hate
   I’d love to puncture their balloons
   Spray silly string around their rooms
   The world’s a mess, but for awhile

   We lick and suck and feel fine
   I find it hard, that’s nice to find
   Forget the closet, never mind
   No denial, Jesse Helms on trial

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