January 2nd, 2007
Buy me these presents please
I’ve changed my mind about Christmas. I’ve gone from being completely fed up with it to deciding that getting ME presents is ok. Speaking of which, I have a few stocking stuffers I’d like to add to my already long list of gifts for December 2007. The first is a table that will fit beautifully on our yacht.
Because I know everyone wants to see what is inside our refrigerator, you can buy me an invisible refrigerator. If the shipping is a deal stopper, I’ll pay for that.
And finally on my list is an invisible dryer. We’ll all gather around and watch the laundry tumble.
